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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"