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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?