How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.