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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.