How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.