How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.