How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.