What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.