Schizophrenic Jokes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Holiness Jokes More Holiness Jokes
Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Halloumi Jokes More Halloumi Jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)