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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.