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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.