What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Because they crack under pressure.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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They both want to crack open a cold one.