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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.