What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence