What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing