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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....