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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.