What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato