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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible