What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining