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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming