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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming