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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming