Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.