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Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.