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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called