Whipped cream.
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Nothing, The hits keep coming
If the planes came from the outside.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
About 100lbs and a flannel shirt
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
Because he had an edible complex.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
They whip cream!
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because it's always on a sundae!
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
They torque it..