Abusive Relationship Jokes

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Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!