Because it's always on a sundae!
The cream
Coach.
NASCAR
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
The khrushchev
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Banana split so ice creamed!
Creamation.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.