Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Abusive Relationship Jokes More Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh