Because it's always on a sundae!
The cream
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Nothing, The hits keep coming
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
Attire
Banana split so ice creamed!
Your Mother.
The slaughter house
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.