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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.