The smell of their fingers.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
A thalidomide's armpit
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Usain Balti
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
By becoming a ventriloquist!
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Urine trouble!
