What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.