What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken