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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.