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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent