What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.