What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.