What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I