What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em