What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em