What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.