Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.