How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive