How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.