How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!