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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.