How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.