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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.