Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Cologne Jokes More Cologne Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack