Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"