Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.