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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Cologne Jokes More Cologne Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen