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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.