What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.