What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!