A wash and wear wolf
He puts it in the Wash.
Bleotch!!
A hippiepotamus
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Little seizures.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
That's the end of me!
He's just looking for a pack.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Benjamin Frankenstein
A bigger target.
