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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!