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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.