What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.