Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.