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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.