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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.