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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.