Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.