Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.