Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.