Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...