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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...