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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.