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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere