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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.