An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
I am bread.
No connection
Just out of Curiosity...
X-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Because God is black.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
She returned home with a red snapper.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
They barely had any atmosphere.
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?
