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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!