Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Change?

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook