Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it