They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Neil.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
They're always plotting against it.
Cacawatches
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
No Direction.
De-composing
Bing-Bong
Only one of them made it to the moon.
Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.
He desperately needed Apu.
He was a"salted"
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
