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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.