Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.