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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.