Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.