Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.