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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."