How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....