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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.