How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot