How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.