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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine