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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue