Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.