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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor