How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor