How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor