How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor