Elopping shears
It was Valenswine's Day.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because they're cantaloupes.
Shear laziness.
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
Chop chop.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
A bearded collie!
Putin! Putin!
They don't have time.
They all get their fair shear
Because it's undefined.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Because the farmer had cold hands
