Elopping shears
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Use a squeegee board.
All-porpoise cleaner.
I herd that!
Shear laziness.
A barber.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Inspecting mirrors
Conductor
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Just cos.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Lots a candy.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
