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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Little Caesars Jokes More Little Caesars Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.