Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.