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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.