Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
What is a Yankee Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
Because they always throw up
