Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up