A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
An accordion player with a pager.
Derek Bin Jeter
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
Wife: As opposed to what
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
