Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Because they always throw up
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
The track is alright.
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Whoa did you hear that?
