Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
