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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.