Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!