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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.