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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James