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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.