How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth