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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.