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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.