Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."