Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash