Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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