Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei