Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.