Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)