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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!