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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.