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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.