What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.