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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...