How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.