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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.