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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...