6+ Funny Anorexic Jokes - Curious Supply

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Anorexic Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

Love

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