Anorexic Jokes

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.