Anorexic Jokes

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Selfie Stick Jokes More Selfie Stick Jokes

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.