Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Selfie Stick Jokes More Selfie Stick Jokes

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...