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Anorexic Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.