6+ Funny Anorexic Jokes - Curious Supply

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Anorexic Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

Love

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