Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
The New York Jets.
News of the elections is getting old.
Okay men, get on the ship.
Lawn chair.
A roamin' Catholic.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
She was wearing mittens.