Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!