Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.