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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."