Tweetment Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment