Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!