Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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Who's there! Cuba! Cuba who?

Cuba wood!

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba