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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!