Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large