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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.