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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!