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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's math?

People who give 110%

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.