Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!