Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)