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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.