Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.