Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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A Chinese take away!

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Juliet Jokes More Juliet Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Romeo Jokes More Romeo Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Jon Jokes More Jon Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.