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Gopher Jokes

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.