WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Getting a right call.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Because they can spell it.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
Ten-ish
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
High definition.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Donald Duck.
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
To win dough.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
French Flies!