Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What was the humor like back then?

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor