Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

How do you spell moron?

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