Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.