WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Getting a right call.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.
A bumblegee
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Command Alt Right.
Because they lost an I.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
His prime-mate!
A Gorilla
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
To see who shot his "paw."
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Left behind
The WURST!
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A privet tutor
The elephant remembers.
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
