What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"