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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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