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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels