What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.