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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels