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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.