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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.