Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature