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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.