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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.