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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."