How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.